from deep within my teeth, a sawed off challenge.

I consistently fail keeping up with every project I ever begin. (Including this one.) I am such a terrible blogger. Ugh. -_-'

THE ( + ) : 1 day until freedom from uni! ...Well, for the summer. I'm taking a spring French course to fulfill my degree requirements, and it's boring as hell. (At least I'm kicking it's butt.) I owned 4/5 of my winter semester courses and scored a pretty sweet GPA (despite only getting a C+ in the hardest fucking course ever, a.k.a. Biopsychology (DO NOT EVER TAKE IT, EVER)). I also got a job at a cupcakerie (is that even a word? Is it now), so I'll be spending my days serving customers, chillin' with amazing coworkers, and getting fat from the delish buttercream icing that every single cupcake is slathered in. <3 #TRUELOVE Oh, and I got tattoos. NO BIG DEAL. (Jks. See pics below. It's a big deal.)

THE ( - ) : You mean I can't just have money handed to me?! What even. Well. At least I'm working somewhere that won't make me want to blow my brains out (coughlastsummercough). Also, it's been pissing down for days here. NO THANK YOU. I just bought exactly 238942 pairs of shorts and tanks and sandals. 

p.s. I've been Instagramming my life. Wanna see?

1. rings & things. 2. biopsychology. 3. cuddle buddies. 4. killer sam edelman heels. 5. the pimp of all earthworms. 6. blasting in the car. 7. light summer reading. 8. need that outfit. 9. i will get fat at work, i swear.

Voila! My tattoos:

(The Instagram filter made my toes look super grody. I swear, I shower.)

A work in progress, just like me. Gotta get the quote tattooed in the insides of my feet still. - "I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship." Should be done by the end of summer. Stoookkkeeed. I'll take another pic once they're totally healed (this was right after they were done).


shooby-doo-wop and scooby snacks

Quickie: life is cray. But I've been enjoying the little things...

(1). frozen hot chocolate.  (2). sunday shopping. 
 (3). festive hands.  (4). i'd love to have a drink 
...but i really moustache.

I've been really into all the stuff I listened to in my younger years. Bowling for Soup 
came up on my iPod's shuffle today and I nearly creamed my pants.
How the hell did I forget about them and their awesomeness?!

Which got me thinking...

. P L A Y L I S T .
The Teen Years - Growing up in the '90s/early 2000s

1. Lucky - SR 71
2. 1985 - Bowling for Soup
3. I Want it That Way - Backstreet Boys
4. Oops! I Did it Again - Britney Spears
5. Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne 
6. Bang Bang Boom - The Moffats
7. Girl on TV - LFO
8. Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls (a fave song, legit <3)
9. Barbie Girl - Aqua
10. I'm Like a Bird - Nelly Furtado
11. Boom Boom Boom - Vengaboys
12. All Star - Smash Mouth
13. You and Me - Lifehouse
14. Bring Me to Life - Evanescence
15. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy

What did you listen to as a kid?


if i had more money, honey, would you love me love me love me

Since I'm in a bit of a rut today, having been all "written-out" due to essay-format midterms (ugh
and math midterms (*DIES*), I'm gonna post other peoples' work and call myself creative for having
 found it and assembled it here. Okay?


theBERRY always has a photo collection or two per day that really make me smile
 (um, Afternoon Eye Candy anyone?!). Yesterday it was "High End is the Best End."

Yes, yes, it really is.

Oh yeah, also, check out these songs. Now. I dare you.

Pretty much summarize both the weather and my mood as of late (i.e. praying for the 
snow to disappear so I can spend hazy, lazy summer days in denim cutoffs).

What are some of your fave songs right now?



i'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare.


1). I'm sick. Boo hoo.
2). I spent way too much money on an Xbox 360 & games last weekend. My GPA is gonna plummet. (Oops.)
3). I hate statistics. SO. FUCKING. MUCH. Someone help meeee.
4). I just ate my body weight in Tim Bits. (If you are unfortunate enough to not know what I'm talking about, I sincerely apologize, because they are the TASTIEST FUCKING THINGS EVER.)
4). theBERRY is so addictive
5). So is  P i n t e r e s t . 

(via pinterest)

Reading Week has been great so far, but it's rapidly coming to an end, and I haven't gotten half the shit done I need to for uni. Woe is me. 


Time to annoy my bf with pleas for cuddles & consolation over my wasted break...

- xx


when you're dancin' through your wardrobe, do the anorex-a-gogo

It was a fucking warm day here in good ol' Canada. And, apparently, the people behind the 
Aritzia email updates have an in with the weather forecasters, because this gem arrived in my inbox today...



Time to make some additions to my closet. Not really feelin' the  n e o n  revival they're gushing 
about on their site, though. I love me some neutrals.


Went laser-tagging for the first time today with my bf, his friend, and his friend's little brother. Turns out
 I'm not half-bad (ie. I kicked by bf's ass).

Reading Week starts on Saturday. Peacing out of the city tomorrow afternoon to go see both sets of fam 
jams. I cannot fucking wait to not have to study every second of my life. I will legit absorb nothing 
tomorrow in class because my eyes will be glued to the clock.

...Why am I going again?
Fuck it.